Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Surly Reviews: I Am Legend*

I Am Bollocks, more like. What an unmitigated, pseudo-parable pile of big dog's cock.

That is all.

* Will Smith. Will, Will, Will. Will I never learn? He is turning out so much shit that I am beginning to suspect him of being a stooge of the McGregor/Dorff axis of evil, purveyors of cinematic crapfests since time immemorial.

11 Comments:

Anonymous Other Half chimed in with...

Yeah but I bet it was great watching that pile of shit in Blue Ray...you can't beat Hi-Def bollocks !!!

29 April, 2008 15:19  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

that's blu-ray to you, granddad.....

29 April, 2008 15:47  
Anonymous Clare chimed in with...

Yeah, my daughter went to see it, came back saying "Don't bother going to see that, it's nothing like the trailers. And the only half-way decent character - the dog - dies."

29 April, 2008 16:23  
Blogger Jo chimed in with...

I read the book - it put me to sleep - I realy couldn't imagine paying to go and see it...
The problem with Will Smith is that he only ever *plays* Will Smith - his characters now (or at least in the last thing I saw him in; "I Robot") are exactly the same as in "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air".

29 April, 2008 19:48  
Blogger longcat chimed in with...

i couldn't sleep a couple of weeks ago and i watched it @ 5 in the morning...

call me boring but i really liked it... smith was worthy as can be but somehow insomnia really suited the film...

also the scientist who introduce the cancer cure that becomes a fatal disease was english... always nice to be demonised by the yanks x

29 April, 2008 21:58  
Blogger Homer chimed in with...

Xbox can't watch it as he thinks the dog bit will upset up him.

I can't watch it as I think memories of "Hitch" will resurface and upset me.

Glad to know we're not missing owt.

30 April, 2008 22:17  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

oh god, hitch. there's two hours of my life i'm never getting back.

bad will smith. bad.

01 May, 2008 08:03  
Anonymous Other Half chimed in with...

...but Independence Day rocked, as did Ali so he ain't all bad.

01 May, 2008 09:22  
Blogger FirstNations chimed in with...

additional reasons it sucked:
1. bad rip-off of 1970's sci-fi classic 'Omega Man'
2. Will Smith (and each of his ears-you have money, Will, get some new ones already)
3. shitty-ass second-rate cgi
4. the man is a scientist and yet he's growing corn in the middle of downtown new york? please, fool. you have the technology. HYDROPONICS. duh.
5. Will Smith
6. fast zombies.
7. smart zombies
8. Will Smith
9. cutrate cgi

06 May, 2008 17:29  
Blogger Marcheline chimed in with...

This sucks. The very first time I'm reading this blog, and you're quitting already.

Bah.

- M

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