Surly Reviews: I Am Legend*
I Am Bollocks, more like. What an unmitigated, pseudo-parable pile of big dog's cock.
That is all.
* Will Smith. Will, Will, Will. Will I never learn? He is turning out so much shit that I am beginning to suspect him of being a stooge of the McGregor/Dorff axis of evil, purveyors of cinematic crapfests since time immemorial.
That is all.
* Will Smith. Will, Will, Will. Will I never learn? He is turning out so much shit that I am beginning to suspect him of being a stooge of the McGregor/Dorff axis of evil, purveyors of cinematic crapfests since time immemorial.
posted by surly girl at 3:00 pm
11 Comments:
Yeah but I bet it was great watching that pile of shit in Blue Ray...you can't beat Hi-Def bollocks !!!
that's blu-ray to you, granddad.....
Yeah, my daughter went to see it, came back saying "Don't bother going to see that, it's nothing like the trailers. And the only half-way decent character - the dog - dies."
I read the book - it put me to sleep - I realy couldn't imagine paying to go and see it...
The problem with Will Smith is that he only ever *plays* Will Smith - his characters now (or at least in the last thing I saw him in; "I Robot") are exactly the same as in "The Fresh Prince of Bel Air".
i couldn't sleep a couple of weeks ago and i watched it @ 5 in the morning...
call me boring but i really liked it... smith was worthy as can be but somehow insomnia really suited the film...
also the scientist who introduce the cancer cure that becomes a fatal disease was english... always nice to be demonised by the yanks x
Xbox can't watch it as he thinks the dog bit will upset up him.
I can't watch it as I think memories of "Hitch" will resurface and upset me.
Glad to know we're not missing owt.
oh god, hitch. there's two hours of my life i'm never getting back.
bad will smith. bad.
...but Independence Day rocked, as did Ali so he ain't all bad.
additional reasons it sucked:
1. bad rip-off of 1970's sci-fi classic 'Omega Man'
2. Will Smith (and each of his ears-you have money, Will, get some new ones already)
3. shitty-ass second-rate cgi
4. the man is a scientist and yet he's growing corn in the middle of downtown new york? please, fool. you have the technology. HYDROPONICS. duh.
5. Will Smith
6. fast zombies.
7. smart zombies
8. Will Smith
9. cutrate cgi
This sucks. The very first time I'm reading this blog, and you're quitting already.
Bah.
- M
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