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Today is my birthday.
Thirty-five had fucking well better be the new twenty-five or there's going to be trouble.
That is all.
Thirty-five had fucking well better be the new twenty-five or there's going to be trouble.
That is all.
posted by surly girl at 1:55 pm
19 Comments:
happy fucking birthday x
i have the half 70 coming up this year too... x
30 was the new 25 in my day.
People are getting younger and younger.
Happy Birthday, Surly.
Many happy returns.
Forty five had fucking well better be the new twenty five in July, when I reach that awful milestone ... well, with lower breasts and more memory loss, obviously.
When you get to the stage where you say "x is the new y", then you know that you have lost any chance of ever being credible again, let alone young.
I am sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but I see it as my duty as a friend.
I hope that this helps.
Happy Birthday Surly.
I was hoping 38 is the new 28 and that purple is the new black and that biscuits are the new Ryvita but I'm just kidding myself! But getting drunk and falling over is great whatever your age.
Love
Girl Behind the Partition xx
ohgodohgodohgod
were you watching me secretly on friday night???? ouchie.
Sorry to disappoint, I heard on Radio 4 that 35 is the new 45.
Bahahahaha.
Happy birthday, gorgeous girl.
Happy (belated) birthday!
As far as the age thing goes - just lie. I've been 27 so long my brother is now older than me!
Oh, to be thirty five. Happy birthday Surly.
I'm singing along with Thursday. I can barely remember 35, let alone 25.
Happy (belated) birthday Surly. Really. Very Happy.
Happy day mate. 35 is a piece of proverbial piss compared to what comes along five fucking years later - and those five go so quickly I shouldn't blink if I were you.
Arse to the lot of it. Nice to see you back.
hey, hope it was a great birthday celebration. you ol' git!
Happy birthday, beatedly.
Or belatedly, whichever. :)
happy birthday, you. hope this year brings less shit than the last.
1. happy birthday!
2. keep to the shadows. it worked for catherine deneuve; it will work for you!
Happy birthday, surly... I turned the same age a while back and didn't really notice much difference to how I was at 25... either to my personality, outlook, or (least of all) bank balance... Maybe my love handles are slightly bigger now though.
Belated many happy returns. Oh to be only 35 again ...
You should worry.
It only really gets bad when the five is the first number, not the second...
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