Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Look! Everyone! It's Sarah Beeny's Tits!!


Since I am currently being visited by lots of people hoping for a glimpse of Sarah Beeny off of Property Ladder's ginormous norks, I thought I might as well indulge them for a second. See how low I've sunk. I remember the days when this used to be a proper blog etc, etc....

For breast-obsessives everywhere. I hope your boss is walking behind you as this page loads. And, who knows? Maybe you'll get a real girlfriend one day.


14 Comments:

Blogger Betty chimed in with...

You're not alone - Vicus, Geoff and myself are all having masses of hits for Sarah's jugs, and it's probably an epidemic among other bloggers. Isn't it heartwarming to think of those hundreds of creepy men around Britain knocking one out at the same time?

*shudders*

09 May, 2007 08:53  
Blogger Vicus Scurra chimed in with...

She has a lovely smile, doesn't she?
The expression leads me to suspect that someone is penetrating an orifice out of picture.
I suggest you write to Graham Norton, as I have done, to complain about being made the destination for perverts. I think that you will find it is an effective remedy.

09 May, 2007 11:56  
Anonymous Moobs chimed in with...

That is just scary.

09 May, 2007 14:16  
Blogger Murph chimed in with...

I think she should have knocked through and appealed to a wider largely single market.

She wouldn't listen and I was left with a semi.

09 May, 2007 18:31  
Blogger Doris chimed in with...

Cor blimey.

*rubs eyes*

09 May, 2007 20:43  
Blogger 30-Something chimed in with...

I'll never, ever get a real girlfriend.

10 May, 2007 08:36  
Anonymous Fidel chimed in with...

scuse me but why do searches for these admirable norks end up at your door- I fail to see a connection.

Thanks for the picture anyway, this will certainly enhance your hit rate.

Mmm thinks- must be picture out there of real norks on the loose- thus many sad men searching...prepares to search....

10 May, 2007 14:36  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

fidel, that's a very good question. google is a strange and fickle creature.

quid pro quo - what's the fascination??

10 May, 2007 14:42  
Anonymous stagedive chimed in with...

Yeah I don't see the attraction either .. ahem ..

Assumes position to be hit by 'real' girlfriend ..

However .. you must have done the same search to find the picture you posted, so doesn't that just add to the hit count!

Strangely I get lots of hits for people looking for Bernd's Strip Club .. never been there, but maybe there a link to Ms Beeny?!

10 May, 2007 17:09  
Blogger Arabella chimed in with...

Never underestimate the danger of dodgy foundations when it comes to real estate. Or dignity.

10 May, 2007 18:56  
Anonymous sooz chimed in with...

It's not that they're 'large' as such is it? It's the perfect positioning and the nip thing going on....

Surly would you mind doing a 'Seven Random Things about you' meme? or shall I get my coat?
http://vilest.wordpress.com/2007/05/10/lucky-seven/

10 May, 2007 19:14  
Blogger claire chimed in with...

thanks for filling the americans in on the Sarah Beeny issue. she's probably what we (meaning my friends and i. i don't know about the rest of the country) would call a butter face.

10 May, 2007 19:32  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

ooh, claire. you're a proper education, you are.

sooz, if i can put it off til sunday i'll have a look. promise.

as for la beeny - she does have a magnificent rack, there's no denying it. i just find it slightly odd that loads of people, in full sight of a vast pile o'porn (namely teh internets), are spending their surfing time clicking about trying to find a picture of a woman off a property show's wangers.

nowt so queer as folk. etc.

oh, and stagedive? have you found a guitarist and a drummer yet? only there might be a wedding next year and we'd like to add you to the lineup for the reception. sort it out!

11 May, 2007 07:11  
Blogger Cheezy chimed in with...

I think the technical term for these are 'wart-hog whammies' i.e. slightly rough looking bird, but a pretty decent rack.

11 May, 2007 14:10  

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