The one where I over-punctuate. Again.
Yup. Another post in the endless series of "What Was Going Through Their Minds?".Idly browsing* my Sitemeter a few minutes ago, I came across quite the weirdest referral I've had for a while ("david hasselhoff chicken legs" raised a smile last week, as did "ray mears is a twat" but those are perfectly reasonable searches and, as such, don't count). And in the spirit of sharing, I thought I'd let you worry about it too.
Consider, if you will, the sort of repression that leads to a person googling "my wife has manicured her pubic hair. why?".
Blimey.
I mean, why not just ask her? Why not just say look, love, I've noticed you've trimmed your hoo-ha. I wonder why? Is it for me? Had you lost sight of your feet? Are you, as I have long suspected, shagging Tony from the paper shop?
Some people.
* For "idly browsing" read "religiously, relentlessly checking my stats". You knew that really though, didn't you?
posted by surly girl at 10:28 pm
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Quite obvious really.
He's a guy. A guy will do anything to find something out, instead of asking the one person who knows the answer.
It's a gift.
Heh heh heh - oh the relentless grooming we women endure... Pubic topiary. Oy.
I'm too scared to check mine.
stats.
i meant stats.
He may just have been concerned with the bush administration as we all are.
Fiona Phillips Tights
Thought I'd just share that one with you....
Ah, SG, or may I call you S? That was a lovely start to the day.
Sadly, your visitor leaves me wanting to know more. Was it just a minor tidying up, or has she, as SW hinted, shaped it to resemble the London Underground map, or a Breughel painting?
Did she do it all herself, or enlist some aid? If the latter, does one need a college course in order to become a practitioner?
ok (because someone had to ask): is that your pubic hair or that of a random stranger as found on the rim of a public loo seat?
need
to
know
I see some funny things in my job and have noticed that the level of pubic topiary has definately risen. Makes taking smears easier though.
uc - I was wondering how many comments would pass before somebody asked that question. It had to be asked. I suspect it belongs to OH as he will get his out at the slightest hint of a request - I believe he is very proud of his hairy mound (I was going to say bush, but I liked the rhymingness of mound).
(is it wrong to admit to being acquainted with your bush OH?)
*indignant*
it's not mine and it's not the Other Half's!!
i found the picture on the internet. honest.
OMG - I didn't realise what that picture was. (V shonky shitty screen and general innocence.)
I was just going to say that I had my first ever funny search term yesterday - and I didn't write it down and now I've totally forgotten - but it did have something to do with Eastenders.
I don't quite know what to say other than I felt I had to comment after the mention of stats checking. You'll know I've been here, even if I don't comment.
Bully ;)
yeah yeah yeah - we believe you...
what i like is how the jpeg file is called pube2.jpg
was the pube not so cooperative for the first shot then?
*scratches head in wonder*
How's this for a search typo ?
"Barclay's international bonking" ;-)
that looks like your carpet.....?!
Thanks for those kind words of encouragement Donna but I have to report none of my 'mound' is that long !!!
Also, surprisingly few people are acquainted with that part of my anatomy so consider yourself priviliged !!!!
Oh i do :o)
*snicker* I think bedshaped got it right surly. :-) its a guy thing.
woah - i didn't get that hit - and i actually did a post about that very thing! (erm - not my wife, obviously, but lady garden etiquette and intimate topiary) how come you got the demented googler that clearly had my name on it (him)?
This seems apposite.
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