Saturday, July 22, 2006

A Public Service Announcement

You'll thank me for this.

DO NOT buy Weight Watchers caesar salad dressing in the misguided belief that it will conjure up an authentic, tasty caesar salad but without all that troublesome fat. It tastes like if you boiled a dog and then strained it through a tramp's sock.

That is all.


Blogger Fifi chimed in with...

Yuk!I 'spose by not eating it you will have saved a few Weight Watcher points tho'. Doesn't that mean you can now go and eat a fuck off piece of chocolate cake?

22 July, 2006 16:37  
Blogger Geoff chimed in with...

Sure it wasn't Caesar Dog Food for those shitty little dogs? They're too small to eat solids.

22 July, 2006 17:25  
Blogger First Nations chimed in with...

holy CRAP. that bad?
not that i don't believe you...i remember the early weight watchers 'brownies'...a fiendish treat produced by dogs that had been fed burnt molasses.

keep these recommendations coming; i have a feeling i'll be joining you on the diet-scale here sooner than I'd like.

22 July, 2006 17:28  
Blogger Katy Newton chimed in with...

And whatever you do, don't touch their low-fat mayonnaise.

Or Heinz WW tinned tuna mayonnaise.

The Lemon and Ginger Cookies are quite nice though. If dipped in coffee.

22 July, 2006 22:32  
Blogger Smat chimed in with...

also the WW "wine" is rank. WW pizzas are quite nice (there used to be a spicy chicken one which was tasty, but you could only eat half of it - who the hell only east half a pizza?????).

22 July, 2006 23:18  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

i could personally eat nine million pizzas.

right now. bring it on.

stupid pmt.

22 July, 2006 23:20  
Blogger Inexplicable DeVice chimed in with...

Righto! Full fat it is, then. Yum!

23 July, 2006 11:51  
Blogger Arabella chimed in with...

After such an awful experience, you might feel like a slice of delicious Twinkie cake - as advertised by First Nations.
She dared me to google it. How strong are you?

23 July, 2006 17:28  
Blogger First Nations chimed in with...

...don't do it. its ill. it's clown food.

anybody remember that chocolate nutraslim drink? that stuff was good. that was the problem with it though; it didnt work if you drank four glasses of it at a go. poop.

23 July, 2006 19:13  
Blogger DavetheF chimed in with...

I have been down this road. I have now lost a whole waist size by simply eating only at mealtimes, cutting out all pastry and most dairy, working out (a great weight loss tool) and hiking/jogging/walking. Have the proper dressing and meals you enjoy. Just watch the snacking, that'll negate your efforts.

23 July, 2006 20:08  
Blogger Billy chimed in with...

"Heinz WW tinned tuna mayonnaise."

I bought this by mistake onced thinking it was normal tuna in brine or whatever. I ate it (it would have been rude not to) but it was a chore to do so.

23 July, 2006 20:18  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

ooh - slimfast! i'm with you, fn. it tasted so lovely (the strawberry was my favourite) that i could have three at a time.

which didn't work. obviously.

24 July, 2006 07:28  
Blogger Robert A. Swipe chimed in with...

This doesn't bode at all well for the little boiled dog strained through a tramp's sock concoction I was hoping to spring on tonight's cookery club guests.....I can't stand Weight Watchers caesar salad dressing.

(Mental note to self:Maybe the sock needs a bit more time to mature....???)

24 July, 2006 11:38  
Blogger Jemima chimed in with...

You really look after us, don't you!

24 July, 2006 14:15  
Blogger GreatSheElephant chimed in with...

Ah, this reminds me of when I was little and used to steal my father's AIDS.

Those of you who are younger than me (or did not have obese parents) won't remember that AIDS were toffee flavoured cubes of something unidentifiable which were meant to fill you up so you didn't want to eat.

24 July, 2006 19:38  

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