Friday, January 27, 2006


I know everyone else does this, but it's a constant source of amusement (and some concern - I can't even think about publishing some of them) to me. I am of course referring to the search terms that end up sending people here. I feel sorry for all the people looking for information on how to deal with their verrucas. I worry about everyone who actually wants information on chime bars (and there are a lot). Some of them, however, are just plain weird, and I present a selection of my favourites:

  • Spacehopper Race
  • Sausage baby sleepsuit (??)
  • Hasselhoff Berlin Wall flashing jacket (weird)
  • Hasselhoff Stefan Dennis (weirder)
  • Carol Vorderman as Cher (not on my blog, thank you)
  • Chiming device pelvic exercise (I might search that one myself)
  • Lifeguard application West Wittering (eh?)
  • Pussycat Dolls trannies rumour (about a million of these)
  • Things to do while pooing (I have no suggestions, sorry)

I still can't beat one from Donna's stats though. Someone found their way there after Googling for "slag wellies". What a beautiful mental image.

Carry on.


Blogger the Beep chimed in with...

have you found the Wax Hoff blog yet? it's available through britblog. a game i gather. or you could google it I suppose, and end up on someone else's blog in a list of weird search terms (i'm waiting until people actually start finding my blog and then hopefully I can do one too)

27 January, 2006 13:01  
Blogger Betty chimed in with...

Geoff has had one or two searches for "the oldest woman f*cking", but then his blog is a porno site, apparently. Heh heh.

27 January, 2006 13:15  
Anonymous Other Half chimed in with...

Ahhh...Space Hopper Races.

Being the owner of an original one when a small boy I am delighted to hear of any reference to them these days as it takes me straight back to being 7 years old....although SG would tell you in many ways I still am 7 !!!

Nothing better than a bunch of grown up loons pissed or stoned trying to race on a giant orange inflatable with horns and a stupid grin (the space hopper not the rider !!!).

27 January, 2006 13:41  
Blogger Lee chimed in with...

I'm getting hits about three times a day with 'Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?'


27 January, 2006 13:46  
Blogger Urban Chick chimed in with...

recent ones for me:

* gordon ramsay chin
* chick licking (i clicked through to the search page: SCARY)
* flabby cheeks
* big urban girl

dammit, i coulda made a proper post of this on my damn blog

27 January, 2006 13:57  
Blogger frangelita chimed in with...

Have only recently put statcounter on mine (ie about two days ago) So far I have got a couple looking for this: people who slag off hypnotist paul mckenna; and spinning effect paul mckenna.

Clearly I am mentioning paul mckenna too often (hey, if I mention him often enough on this comment maybe they'll come here too...)

27 January, 2006 14:12  
Blogger Kellycat chimed in with...

I can proudly announce that I am 1st on the list if you google "Cillitt Bang Love".

As Bjork would say, "I am quite shuffed".

27 January, 2006 14:20  
Blogger Wyndham chimed in with...

A quick look at my own recent keyword activity shows "colon useage" and "grooming behaviour in cockroaches." Which is nice. My worst ever must have been "Lizzie Bardsley naked."

27 January, 2006 15:04  
Blogger JonnyB chimed in with...

I get "Anthony Worrell Thompson Naked", which I think raises you, Wyndham...

27 January, 2006 15:26  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

SG, those are hilarious. Mine are pathetic, mostly searches for different perfumes (although I hardly mention perfume), and Rossland.

27 January, 2006 15:42  
Blogger GreatSheElephant chimed in with...

I'm very slowly coming to the realisation that I will have to install stats although I know for a fact that it will send me mad

27 January, 2006 16:27  
Anonymous Whinger chimed in with...

I get a bunch of people who search about quitting teaching.

It makes me the smallest bit sad and happy for them all at the same time.

27 January, 2006 18:31  
Blogger patroclus chimed in with...

It's not fair - statcounter won't show me search terms. Bloody rubbish statcounter. It's probably a good thing, though, because I might become more obsessed with it than I already am.

27 January, 2006 18:32  
Blogger Spinsterella chimed in with...

I installed statcounter after figuring out that, like, everybody had one.

But I'm so unpopular that I don't have any of these funny search terms.


Apart from one-day-only when I got 'shagging uk' and 'fucked-up porn uk' which sadly only leads you to me moaning about my fucked-up laptop. Serves 'em right, fuckin' perves.

27 January, 2006 22:38  
Anonymous Jonniker chimed in with...

I felt like a giant racist asshole when I had at least 13 people stumble upon my site searching for "I hate Mexicans" and "Everyone Hates Mexicans"

Lovely stuff.

28 January, 2006 18:31  
Anonymous JoAnne chimed in with...

what are slag wellies?

15 February, 2006 20:22  
Anonymous hoser chimed in with...

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That's how I got here.

09 February, 2008 12:16  

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