Random
I know everyone else does this, but it's a constant source of amusement (and some concern - I can't even think about publishing some of them) to me. I am of course referring to the search terms that end up sending people here. I feel sorry for all the people looking for information on how to deal with their verrucas. I worry about everyone who actually wants information on chime bars (and there are a lot). Some of them, however, are just plain weird, and I present a selection of my favourites:
- Spacehopper Race
- Sausage baby sleepsuit (??)
- Hasselhoff Berlin Wall flashing jacket (weird)
- Hasselhoff Stefan Dennis (weirder)
- Carol Vorderman as Cher (not on my blog, thank you)
- Chiming device pelvic exercise (I might search that one myself)
- Lifeguard application West Wittering (eh?)
- Pussycat Dolls trannies rumour (about a million of these)
- Things to do while pooing (I have no suggestions, sorry)
I still can't beat one from Donna's stats though. Someone found their way there after Googling for "slag wellies". What a beautiful mental image.
Carry on.
posted by surly girl at 12:37 pm
17 Comments:
have you found the Wax Hoff blog yet? it's available through britblog. a game i gather. or you could google it I suppose, and end up on someone else's blog in a list of weird search terms (i'm waiting until people actually start finding my blog and then hopefully I can do one too)
Geoff has had one or two searches for "the oldest woman f*cking", but then his blog is a porno site, apparently. Heh heh.
Ahhh...Space Hopper Races.
Being the owner of an original one when a small boy I am delighted to hear of any reference to them these days as it takes me straight back to being 7 years old....although SG would tell you in many ways I still am 7 !!!
Nothing better than a bunch of grown up loons pissed or stoned trying to race on a giant orange inflatable with horns and a stupid grin (the space hopper not the rider !!!).
I'm getting hits about three times a day with 'Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?'
Madness.
recent ones for me:
* gordon ramsay chin
* chick licking (i clicked through to the search page: SCARY)
* flabby cheeks
* big urban girl
dammit, i coulda made a proper post of this on my damn blog
Have only recently put statcounter on mine (ie about two days ago) So far I have got a couple looking for this: people who slag off hypnotist paul mckenna; and spinning effect paul mckenna.
Clearly I am mentioning paul mckenna too often (hey, if I mention him often enough on this comment maybe they'll come here too...)
I can proudly announce that I am 1st on the list if you google "Cillitt Bang Love".
As Bjork would say, "I am quite shuffed".
A quick look at my own recent keyword activity shows "colon useage" and "grooming behaviour in cockroaches." Which is nice. My worst ever must have been "Lizzie Bardsley naked."
I get "Anthony Worrell Thompson Naked", which I think raises you, Wyndham...
SG, those are hilarious. Mine are pathetic, mostly searches for different perfumes (although I hardly mention perfume), and Rossland.
I'm very slowly coming to the realisation that I will have to install stats although I know for a fact that it will send me mad
I get a bunch of people who search about quitting teaching.
It makes me the smallest bit sad and happy for them all at the same time.
It's not fair - statcounter won't show me search terms. Bloody rubbish statcounter. It's probably a good thing, though, because I might become more obsessed with it than I already am.
I installed statcounter after figuring out that, like, everybody had one.
But I'm so unpopular that I don't have any of these funny search terms.
Hmph.
Apart from one-day-only when I got 'shagging uk' and 'fucked-up porn uk' which sadly only leads you to me moaning about my fucked-up laptop. Serves 'em right, fuckin' perves.
I felt like a giant racist asshole when I had at least 13 people stumble upon my site searching for "I hate Mexicans" and "Everyone Hates Mexicans"
Lovely stuff.
what are slag wellies?
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That's how I got here.
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