Friday, January 13, 2006

Quiet

See, I was going to do a whole post about how this woman I work with says colonic irrigation is great, and not embarrassing or weird or anything, and how I just don't feel comfortable with the idea of saying hello to someone and then having them put a tube up your bottom and flush your insides out and then talk with you about the weather and have you booked your holiday yet this year and did you see the state of Carol Vorderman yesterday, talk about your turkey neck, while bits of poo sort of whoosh out of you and down the tube like kids on a water slide, and what if it makes a noise, and how odd I find it that somebody would even want to do that for a living, I mean, did the careers officer ask them if they had any ideas and they said yes, actually, I want to put tubes up people's bottoms and chat politely to them while poo washes out and the careers officer said a-ha, I have just the very thing....

But then I remembered that nobody reads this on a Friday so I decided not to bother.

Carry on.

25 Comments:

Blogger Inexplicable DeVice chimed in with...

>while bits of poo sort of whoosh out of you like kids on a water slide.

Hilarious! And conjuring up odd and disturbing mental pictures... *shudder*

13 January, 2006 15:11  
Blogger Lee chimed in with...

I'm here.

Now DANCE! Dance for me, Surly!

13 January, 2006 15:13  
Anonymous Other Half chimed in with...

If it's dancin' you want I'm your man...I have been known to shuffle my plates to in-store muzak while perusing flat screen TV's in Comet !!!

See previous SG blog for reference to said embarrassing moment.

As for flushing one's colon...the only question has to be WHY ? That's what stewed apples were invented for...the greatest loosener ever hehehe.

13 January, 2006 15:20  
Blogger GreatSheElephant chimed in with...

I've seen the inside of my colon. Clean as a whistle, it were.

13 January, 2006 15:33  
Blogger Growing Up chimed in with...

Why do people go through that they must be mad. Not into that at all.

13 January, 2006 15:38  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

don't be silly, of course I read your blog on a Friday. I hang on your every word....even when you're talking about poo, Again! Have a good weekend sg.

13 January, 2006 15:44  
Blogger Fifi chimed in with...

did you see that tupperware box full of poo on 'you are what you eat' the other night?

13 January, 2006 15:46  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

i certainly did. it was bad enought when they just alluded to the poo, but to actually show it is a bridge too far.

13 January, 2006 15:52  
Blogger Fifi chimed in with...

and as i read this my daughter is pooing on my lap!

13 January, 2006 15:55  
Blogger Fifi chimed in with...

she is a baby and is wearing a nappy, i hasten to add!

13 January, 2006 15:56  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

you might want to clarify..you know - age, nappy-factor etc

13 January, 2006 15:57  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

beat me to it....

13 January, 2006 15:58  
Blogger Fifi chimed in with...

what are people doing on a friday which stops them from reading your blog?

13 January, 2006 16:00  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

Hi fifi sis! Where have you been you naughty blogger?

On Friday, it seems that many people have alternate plans (aka 'a life') so they don't hang around reading these gems.

13 January, 2006 16:13  
Blogger Urban Chick chimed in with...

i have no other life or things to do so i deeply resent people who do not blog on fridays

*puts on cross face*

p.s. i'm kind of intrigued to know what might come out of my gut - i'd definitely have to look...are there some coloured paperclips i mislaid in 1998, for instance?

yewwvoil = the noise i would emit whilst having my gut flushed

13 January, 2006 16:48  
Blogger CyberPete chimed in with...

Apparently (I say as I wasn't there) that was a very hot topic at my familys Christmas dinner. My aunt had to mention that it wasn't proper dinner conversation 3 times before they stopped.

13 January, 2006 16:56  
Blogger Whinger chimed in with...

Ew. I have watched this process on many a "What the celebrities do" type show, and am fascinated in a can't-look-away-from-the-accident kind of way.

But much like a car accident, don't think I could EVER seek it out. As can't I get the same results at home with an all-fruit diet?

Ew again.

And of course I read on Friday. Silly.

13 January, 2006 17:26  
Blogger Wyndham chimed in with...

Apparently it leaves you feeling as light as a feather. Not a good enough reason to have a pipe stuck up your arse, lit or not.

13 January, 2006 17:54  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

here I am again, drawn, by some inexplicable force, the poo talk at surly's place!

I would imagine you could get that 'light as a feather' feeling by eating less, and maybe a good dollop of Castor oil! Can't imagine paying someone to do that.

That being said, I now wonder about the lady who ate a pound of butter on the train....she must have had some aftereffects!

13 January, 2006 19:40  
Anonymous Kristy chimed in with...

Someone ate a pound of butter on the train? I'm so not up-to-date (I was going to say "behind", but in the context of this particular post, that just seemed too risky).

13 January, 2006 20:02  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

yes kristy-its a hilarious story-you can read about it on wyndham the triffid's blog...earlier this week.

13 January, 2006 21:19  
Blogger mig bardsley chimed in with...

Colonic Irrigation? would that be the new blockbuster?
Just the thing for a Friday night then.

13 January, 2006 23:25  
Blogger MinCat chimed in with...

what worries me is the amount of thought you've put into it.

14 January, 2006 07:12  
Blogger Jay chimed in with...

It is true - nobody reads on a Friday.

14 January, 2006 13:58  
Blogger zanna chimed in with...

quite true, its now sunday

15 January, 2006 16:08  

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