Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Confusion

I'm having one of those days today where I keep seeing people who look familiar to me. I spend a few minutes trying to figure out where I know them from, then realise I don't actually recognise them at all. Yet at first glance I'm convinced I know them. What's that all about?

Carry on.

22 Comments:

Blogger Urban Chick chimed in with...

i'll admit it

i'm stalking you in your office

i'm the woman pushing the trolley yelling 'mini doughnuts - six for 50 pence'

thing is, you don't know what i look like...or do you?????

mwahahahahahaha

18 January, 2006 10:17  
Blogger Who is this Dave? chimed in with...

And I'm the bloke cleaning the windows.

18 January, 2006 10:32  
Blogger Imogen chimed in with...

Oh, I do this too Surly Girl- its worst when you run over and hug them, realising half way through that you don't actually know them..
It's amazing how many people hug back though.
:)

18 January, 2006 10:34  
Anonymous Grob chimed in with...

I grabbed what I thought was my other halfs bottom the other day in Morrisons and said "Hello Sexy-pants, fancy seeing you here"....it wasn't him...I was faced with a sleazy, greasy, spotty guy (in a simlar coat to my other half)who I had never seen before...but who promptly replied "I do like woman who are forward" and then proceeded to growl like a tiger!! EEUUGGHH. I was actually too emarrassed to tell the other half!
Anyway...I often have days like your having, seeing people who I think I recognise...then I usually see the 'real' person shortly afterwards! Scary!
Bye theeeeeeennnnnnnnn!

18 January, 2006 11:02  
Blogger Kellycat chimed in with...

We're your colleagues Surly.

The person next to you is Lovely Assistant and the person opposite is New Boss.

They don't go away just because you pretend they're not there.

I think you've been wearing the tin foil hat too often.

18 January, 2006 11:33  
Anonymous Other Half chimed in with...

...and that weird bloke in your kitchen this morning was me !!!

By the way, Urban Chick...how did you know there was mini-doughnuts in the office today. That is just plain spooky !!!!!!!!!!!!!

18 January, 2006 12:18  
Blogger garfer chimed in with...

If they all look like Hasselhoff I suggest that you kill yourself.

18 January, 2006 12:30  
Blogger funny thing chimed in with...

I've noticed over the years that most people seem to have two eyes, a nose, a mouth, two arms, two legs thus rendering them similar to a certain degree.

Is that any help?

18 January, 2006 13:17  
Blogger Urban Chick chimed in with...

OH: i'm saying nothing else (though tomorrow it's going to be french fondant fancies - we like to offer a bit of nostalgia now and then)

18 January, 2006 13:33  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

at the risk of being decimated by your withering stare may I suggest it is something to do with getting older?

You see, by now, you've seen an awful lot of people. As funny thing suggests, we all just run togehter in your mind after awhile. Ok, I'm going now.

18 January, 2006 13:59  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

oh, I can't bear to torture you so. We really are all there. Did you see a tall woman with black slacks, a green shirt and really wild hair talking to kellycat? That was me. Come on. Let's go.

18 January, 2006 14:16  
Blogger the Beep chimed in with...

And I've just been in to attend to the photocopier. Who was that who made me the coffee?

18 January, 2006 14:21  
Blogger frangelita chimed in with...

I see these people all the time - and have done the accidentally talking to/groping someone I believed to be my boyfriend. What is more concerning is when someone I'm sure I have never met before says they think they recognise me... now when was I last that drunk...

18 January, 2006 14:57  
Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy chimed in with...

Lunacy is setting in.

Before you know it, you'll be talking to the slugs, who you'll be convinced you met at a party last week.

By the way, can I have that £50 you borrowed from me yesterday?

18 January, 2006 16:20  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

stop it! you're supposed to be supportive and say that yes, it happens to all of you as well.

instead i'm even more confused now. pass the french fancies.

18 January, 2006 16:30  
Blogger Whinger chimed in with...

This happens to me all the time.

That's a lie, as I usually DO know them, and then have to go through a routine of pretending not to have seen them so that I do not have to chit-chat with acquaintances.

18 January, 2006 16:39  
Blogger Universal Soldier chimed in with...

You don't know anyone called Neo, Trinity or Morpheus do you?

18 January, 2006 17:41  
Blogger patroclus chimed in with...

That's weird - I was talking about this in the office only yesterday. This happens to me when I get really tired - suddenly I think I recognise everyone, and can put names to them all. It's when I start hearing people saying my name that I know it's *really* time to get some sleep, though.

18 January, 2006 17:49  
Blogger razzamatazz chimed in with...

You're looking in the fucking mirror!

18 January, 2006 18:49  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

is that what it is? ta, razzamatazz. who you?

18 January, 2006 18:54  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

oh, and pats? thank gawd for that.pass the gin, there's a love.

18 January, 2006 18:55  
Blogger mig bardsley chimed in with...

That hearing your name thing is quite scary!
I'm always seeing people I think I know. I usually decide they once sold me something! Or they work in a bank. Or in a TV programme.
It's a bit of a shock if I find out I actually do know them.

18 January, 2006 21:56  

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