Stop it.
Here is a tip. Please feel free to process the information and put it to good use next time you are tempted to say something:
If I look pissed off or grumpy or unhappy it is because I am pissed off or grumpy or unhappy. Telling me to "cheer up" and postulating that it "might never happen" will only serve to drive me into a biting, snarling frenzy. It will end in tears and bloodshed, and neither will be mine.
Carry on.
If I look pissed off or grumpy or unhappy it is because I am pissed off or grumpy or unhappy. Telling me to "cheer up" and postulating that it "might never happen" will only serve to drive me into a biting, snarling frenzy. It will end in tears and bloodshed, and neither will be mine.
Carry on.
posted by surly girl at 12:34 pm
16 Comments:
Right-o.
I'll be off, then...
Who in god's name has told you to cheer up and it might never happen? If they are within spitting distance of me let me know so I can go and drive them mad with my impression of Crazy Frog doing Bruce Forsyth!!
Pull yourself together.
But you're normally such a bundle of smiling joy.
I hope you hit them. If not I'll do it. Two doses of Day Nurse and Tuesday morning's alright for fighting.
ooh I hate that.
"It already did" and a storm of crying often does the trick
GSE stole my line - that's exactly what I always say when told "it may never happen" - sob "it already has" and burst into tears. Freaks the idiots out no end.
Everyone knows the rest of th world are wankers. Ignore us all;-)
can you cheers up before thursday please?
message received and understood
p.s. hello!
Oh pull yer knickers back up and crack the warpaint.
Miserable cunt.
fuck you very much, you horrible fuckers. it's people like you who put me in the bad mood in the first place.
mwah.
*carries on devising cunning plan to rid the world of taz and pig forever*
I do like reasoned, articulate conversation...well done all !!!
yes, yes. enjoy your misery. snarl away you old hag
*dons a kevlar vest and backs toward the door*
♥
Hmmmm...how about "You look like you're in a bad mood," and "How about a smile?"?
Grumpy was always my favourite dwarf. He new the reality of this fucked up world.
As for Bashful, he was just a twat.
If there's one thing guaranteed to send me into a murderous rage, it's people looking me in the eye with a concerned expression and asking: "Are you ok?" when I'm having a 'Don't Feel Like Talking to Anybody at the Moment so Please STFU and Leave me Alone, Normal Service Will be Resumed Shortly' day.
Um, okaaaaaaaaaay. (I don't know what else to say.) :)
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