Tuesday, December 13, 2005

Stop it.

Here is a tip. Please feel free to process the information and put it to good use next time you are tempted to say something:

If I look pissed off or grumpy or unhappy it is because I am pissed off or grumpy or unhappy. Telling me to "cheer up" and postulating that it "might never happen" will only serve to drive me into a biting, snarling frenzy. It will end in tears and bloodshed, and neither will be mine.

Carry on.

16 Comments:

Blogger funny thing chimed in with...

Right-o.

I'll be off, then...

13 December, 2005 12:50  
Anonymous The girl behind the partition chimed in with...

Who in god's name has told you to cheer up and it might never happen? If they are within spitting distance of me let me know so I can go and drive them mad with my impression of Crazy Frog doing Bruce Forsyth!!

13 December, 2005 12:52  
Blogger Who is this Dave? chimed in with...

Pull yourself together.

13 December, 2005 13:04  
Blogger Kellycat chimed in with...

But you're normally such a bundle of smiling joy.

I hope you hit them. If not I'll do it. Two doses of Day Nurse and Tuesday morning's alright for fighting.

13 December, 2005 13:05  
Blogger GreatSheElephant chimed in with...

ooh I hate that.
"It already did" and a storm of crying often does the trick

13 December, 2005 13:18  
Blogger Juggling Mother chimed in with...

GSE stole my line - that's exactly what I always say when told "it may never happen" - sob "it already has" and burst into tears. Freaks the idiots out no end.

Everyone knows the rest of th world are wankers. Ignore us all;-)

13 December, 2005 13:26  
Blogger zanna chimed in with...

can you cheers up before thursday please?

13 December, 2005 13:57  
Blogger Urban Chick chimed in with...

message received and understood

p.s. hello!

13 December, 2005 14:44  
Anonymous Piggy and Tazzy chimed in with...

Oh pull yer knickers back up and crack the warpaint.

Miserable cunt.

13 December, 2005 15:20  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

fuck you very much, you horrible fuckers. it's people like you who put me in the bad mood in the first place.

mwah.

*carries on devising cunning plan to rid the world of taz and pig forever*

13 December, 2005 15:33  
Anonymous other half chimed in with...

I do like reasoned, articulate conversation...well done all !!!

13 December, 2005 15:45  
Blogger Kyahgirl chimed in with...

yes, yes. enjoy your misery. snarl away you old hag

*dons a kevlar vest and backs toward the door*


13 December, 2005 16:33  
Blogger Whinger chimed in with...

Hmmmm...how about "You look like you're in a bad mood," and "How about a smile?"?

13 December, 2005 20:04  
Blogger garfer chimed in with...

Grumpy was always my favourite dwarf. He new the reality of this fucked up world.

As for Bashful, he was just a twat.

13 December, 2005 20:31  
Blogger LC chimed in with...

If there's one thing guaranteed to send me into a murderous rage, it's people looking me in the eye with a concerned expression and asking: "Are you ok?" when I'm having a 'Don't Feel Like Talking to Anybody at the Moment so Please STFU and Leave me Alone, Normal Service Will be Resumed Shortly' day.

13 December, 2005 21:12  
Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK chimed in with...

Um, okaaaaaaaaaay. (I don't know what else to say.) :)

14 December, 2005 06:32  

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