Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Nothing to see here.

Today I have been mostly tired, deaf and busy (busy! me! imagine....) so it's time for the traditional send-you-somewhere-else-for-your-entertainment trick. Motorhead were very, very loud indeed last night and technically I should have had a brilliant time. However, I was in a very bad mood (my new boss is, regrettably, a cock) and the jobsworth bouncers and man I shouted at did nothing to cheer me up. I wanted to leave but was persuaded to stay, and I did get a kebab afterwards so it wasn't all bad. And today was fabulously exciting (no, honestly, it was. But I'm not going to say it out loud as I don't want to jinx it) so I am much happier but still not together enough to make any sense.

So, in lieu of anything remotely sane/funny/interesting to say, I'd like to direct you here. If you can get through it without snorting bogeys out of your nose you're a better man than I.

Enjoy.

8 Comments:

Blogger Wyndham chimed in with...

Motorhead followed by a kebab. You've just managed to put your finger on my own personal idea of HELL.

01 November, 2005 16:08  
Blogger Urban Chick chimed in with...

what what what?? what has happened?? can we take guesses??

i am going to email you with mine

btw, folks, that is a very funny post - go visit...

01 November, 2005 16:14  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

wyndham - you need to live a little.

uc - all guesses will be eagerly accepted.

01 November, 2005 21:22  
Blogger FUNKYBROWNCHICK chimed in with...

"My new boss is, regrettably, a cock"

Ewww ... I'm sorry. Bad bosses fucking suck!!!!

02 November, 2005 00:14  
Blogger Meegan chimed in with...

Thanks for that link; I'm still laughing.

Oh, and sorry about your boss. Blech.

02 November, 2005 06:16  
Anonymous Lisa chimed in with...

I wish my boss was a cock..... its the only one I would be socialising with these days ;0) - sorry to be so crude not my usual manner honest

02 November, 2005 13:41  
Blogger Homer chimed in with...

You live near Ipswich and I claim my £5.

02 November, 2005 22:20  
Blogger surly girl chimed in with...

homer - for legal reasons, i can neither confirm nor deny that (do you want me to get dooced?).

03 November, 2005 09:47  

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