Nothing to see here.

Today I have been mostly tired, deaf and busy (busy! me! imagine....) so it's time for the traditional send-you-somewhere-else-for-your-entertainment trick. Motorhead were very, very loud indeed last night and technically I should have had a brilliant time. However, I was in a very bad mood (my new boss is, regrettably, a cock) and the jobsworth bouncers and man I shouted at did nothing to cheer me up. I wanted to leave but was persuaded to stay, and I did get a kebab afterwards so it wasn't all bad. And today was fabulously exciting (no, honestly, it was. But I'm not going to say it out loud as I don't want to jinx it) so I am much happier but still not together enough to make any sense.

So, in lieu of anything remotely sane/funny/interesting to say, I'd like to direct you here. If you can get through it without snorting bogeys out of your nose you're a better man than I.

Enjoy.