Can you tell what it is yet?

Speaking of cocks, much hilarity has ensued today with the arrival of an email from a customer. He has kindly pointed out that the mailshot which has recently gone out to, ooh, thousands and thousands of people, contains a picture that on first glance merely shows a lovely bikini-clad lady floating lazily in an azure swimming pool. It's designed to evoke warm, dreamy memories of holidays past and prod reluctant bookers into picking up the phone and securing a piece of that for themselves. Regrettably, as this customer felt compelled to tell our Marketing Department, the play of sunlight on water and skin has conspired to furnish the hapless swimmer with a giant cock. And I mean giant. Seriously - it's down to her knees. Her knees. It's eerily anatomically correct and it has the effect on the eye of a magic eye picture - once you've seen it you can't not see it; rearing up out of the water at you like a massive, turgid, rampaging monster.

Ahem. Carry on.